Keep It Clean

I received an invitation on the LinkedIn site by another poet to become a member in their poetry group. Keep in mind the group was not only labeled as a poetry group, but an ADULT poetry group. The invitation stated to list 'naughty' poetry BUT...

KEEP IT CLEAN!!

What?! Are you fucking kidding me?

How many times do I need to have this conversation? An EROTIC poet is out the box and different from all the other poets. We talk about SEX! We discuss FUCKING! We talk about how good having an ORGASM feels! We talk about the various POSITIONS we do in a sex session!

How does an EROTIC writer, poet, entertainer keep it clean?

So I guess we need to take it back to grade school...

His pee-pee felt so good as he entered my wee-wee.

He slowly carassed my ta-tas as I cupped his firm booty...

Is that what the 'Grown & Sexy' crowd is all about? Now that my friends is some hokey-pokey!

The next time you have sex, (if you're lucky) listen to what is being said, demanded, asked of you and how it's being said. Listen to what you are actually saying to your lover and most importantly, listen to what your body is BEGGING for!

Is your mind, your body pleading for your lover to 'do it' to you? During foreplay when you can no longer take the teasing, do you demand your lover to, "Please place your penis inside of my waiting vagina...thank you." Are you screaming out in passion, "MAKE LOVE TO ME NOW!"

(Laughing to myself) I didn't think so.

You are screaming,

"FUCK ME!"

"SLAP MY ASS!"

"YOU LIKE THIS DICK?"

"YOU LOVE THIS PUSSY! YOU LOVE IT!"

(I'm bringing back memories, aren't I? Heeheehee!)

I won't even get into you begging to be called 'Daddy' or 'Bitch' while you're humping your ass off trying to go for the gold.

I am a grown ass woman and when I want to read or hear erotica, damnit I want it to be about some grown folk sex! Do you feel me? I'm not here to cater to the immature-minded. I'm not trying to entertain those who have no experience and can't relate to what I do or have done. If you fall into that category then I know where to keep you...IN THE CLOSET where you belong! You are no friend, fan, or freak of mine!

If you are the administrator of an 'adult' site where you want adults to do adult things on your site, yet you want them to 'keep it clean' then you may want to NOT list your sites for adults only. Hell, children can be members too. In fact, make it a family site.

If you're in a situation where you are inviting ANYONE to be apart of YOUR 'adult' world, then you need to...

 1. Do research-Do your homework and find out what it is the person you're inviting does. That way if they are 'too grown' for you, you won't have to send an invite out and later get your feelings hurt as to why no one is joining your group.

2. Stop advertising you have an adult website-If adults can't log on and post adult issues, pictures, poetry, etc...without having someone tell them they need to keep it clean, then you DON'T have an adult site.

3. Grow up-We are adults and if everyone was like me, I waited years to get to my adult life. I know you remember muttering to yourself while still living under your momma's roof, "I can't wait 'til I get grown." Now that you are, there is some close-minded idiot trying to restrict you from doing all the adult things you swore you were going to do once you left mom's house. Screw that!

The lesson here folks is NEVER tell an erotic entertainer to 'keep it clean.' That's like going to the strip club and asking all the strippers to please keep their clothes on while they dance. It doesn't make sense. Just as long as everyone is respectful of one another and the art of all that is sexual, that is what really matters.

Now with that said, let me go find something adult-ish to get into.

Erotically Speaking,

Karma Eve