I Am a WHORE!

There, I said it!
It's out & in the open! I can no longer hide!
I know & now YOU know...I AM A WHORE!!

A SHOE WHORE!!

What did you think I was talking about? Anyhoo...

Before I go any further, let me make a correction. I am NOT any old shoe whore. No flats or gym shoes getting all the glory here. I am a whore for a sexy stiletto! Now you're feeling me...

No matter where I am, what I'm doing, who I'm with, day or night, if I see a beautiful sexy high heel shoe I go into a quick shock. It is just like SEX!
I get excited, my breathing pattern immediately changes, and I've even been known to scream out! Thinking back on times when I've made contact with a delicious shoe, I think I've even gotten a little wet down there. (Heeheehee...shhhh...don't tell)

I just can't help myself! I get so excited over a really fabulous looking high heel. I can see it in a store or in a magazine and before I blink, I have already pictured my long, lean, sexy, chocolate legs strutting around town in that must-have heel in a hundred different outfits!
I can see men looking at me as I walk pass & already knowing what type of woman I am because of that mean shoe. I can already hear the ladies complimenting me on how 'cute' that shoe is & asking where did I get it from. And ladies, I may be a whore, but I am NOT A HATER! I do kiss & tell where I get my shoes from.

Some people, even some women just don't get it. A sexy shoe can make ANY outfit look good! They make you look leaner, taller, sexier but most importantly...POWERFUL!!
Yes, powerful. They give a woman a sense of authority. It's true! It's true! There have been times when someone has come into my job & will talk to me & try to get all of their answers from me even when a supervisor is standing there. Why? The heels baby! Who wants to talk to a dumpy woman in flats when they can speak to a DIVA in classy high heels!

I will admit, when in the shoe department of any store, I do not want to speak to the sales clerk. I want to use that moment where me and all the shoes can feel one another's vibe & get to know each other. I can't be distracted because I need to hear which shoe is whispering my name ever so lightly. Then once the connection (purchase) is made, I then carry my new baby home, driving carefully mind you & we continue our bonding. Then I allow all the other babies (or shoes as YOU may call them) to get to know each other.

So, if you want to see me get off, if you want to hear me scream with passion, then show me a sexy pair of HIGH heels! If Michael Antonio happens to be passing by this blog, honey we need to talk. You have made many of my outfits look HOT so let's keep that tradition going.

Erotically Speaking,
Karma Eve